When my jaw dropped she broke into a laugh and punched me in the arm. Probably more at first, but then just every other day, or so.” Visions of my darling daughter sprawled out on her bed with her legs spread having sex with her new toy sprang uninvited into my head.
“Just because I’m horny doesn’t make me a complete sex freak, Daddy. I wanted to be the cool dad and support my girl, but this was going to ruin me as a father.
I admit she was somewhat of a tomboy, but she was healthy and happy, did well in school, and the two of us got along great.
“I just gave you your allowance two days ago.” “It’s not that. I suddenly had no idea where she was going with this. “Shut up and stop being such a baby,” she scolded me with a laugh. “This is more embarrassing for me than it is for you, Daddy, but I don’t know what else to do.
And teaching a son to shave his face is one thing, but, trust me, teaching your daughter to shave her legs is something else entirely. I’m on the pill and we always used condoms.” “How long have you been on the pill? Anyway, that’s not the point.” I was relieved and somewhat hurt at the same time. ” “I know you probably don’t want to hear this, but I really liked having sex.” She was right, I didn’t want to hear it.
You might think I’d made it over the toughest hurdles of parenting a young girl through the journey into womanhood, and so did I, until my beautiful 18-year-old daughter came to me one day with an unexpected request. “And I really, really miss it.” I covered my ears and closed my eyes. I’m trying to tell you that I’m really horny and I need your help.” “I can’t hear you!
“Okay, so the first thing I have to figure out is if I want just a plain dildo or one that vibrates. ” “I guess it depends on if you want to, um…or if you’d rather, ah…” I squirmed uncomfortably. “I heard vibrators can make you less sensitive.” “Are you planning on using it five times a day?
” “At least five, but probably more.” She said this with a straight face.I was as uncomfortable as I could be when I first sat her down, but Nicole’s natural curiosity and her open personality made what could have been a painfully awkward conversation into a special moment that actually brought us closer together. I tried to make it seem as normal as I could, but a father taking his daughter bra shopping for the first time makes for an unusual day at the mall.